What’s the difference between Bill and Monica.
Question: What’s the difference between Bill and Monica. Answer: One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum.
Question: What’s the difference between Bill and Monica. Answer: One can’t come clean and the other one can’t clean cum.
Question: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus? Answer: Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Question: What’s the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? Answer: Christopher Reeves got the electric chair….and O.J walked!
Question: What’s Monica’s favorite instrument? Answer: She’s good at the piano, but she sucks at the organ!
Question: What’s the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? Answer: A microwave stops when you open the door.
Question: What’s the difference between Hillary and Bill? Answer: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Question: What makes Michael Jackson so unique? Answer: It’s the little boy inside him.
Question: What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash? Answer: Ocean Spray.
What’s lil Wayne’s favorite kind of pizza?
Question: What will Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson both be getting for Christmas? Answer: Patrick Swayze
Question: What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together? Answer: One more mishap!
Question: What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Answer: Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Question: What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex? Answer: When Hillary is out of town.
Question: What’s brown and half eaten? Answer: The Queen Mothers Easter egg.
Question: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Answer: The pool table in the oval office.
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it’s ”art” and ”music”… but when I do it, I’m ”wasted” and ”have to leave Home Depot”.
When you’re driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there’s nothing left to do except crash your car.
When did the VMA’S turn into Viewing Miley’s Ass?
Whoever cast J-Lo in the movie ”Anaconda” was a genius… Cause everyone knows an Anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!
Question: What’s the difference between Michael and Connie Chung? Answer: Michael’s been able to have kids.
Question: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Answer: One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.
Question: What’s white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall? Answer: George Michael’s latest release.
Question: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? Answer: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Question: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Answer: Neil walked the moon, Michael Jackson… fucked little boys.
Question: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Answer: One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
What’s the difference between Tiger woods and Santa? Santa stops at 3 hoes
Question: What’s the new game there playing in the White House? Answer: Swallow the Leader
Question: Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy? Answer: He couldn’t bear to say ”Come Spot… Come Spot!”
Question: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? Answer: He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Question: What’s the first problem the Michael’s child will have in life? Answer: Figuring out which parent is his mother.
Question: Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton? Answer: Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Question: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men? Answer: He thought it was a delivery service.
Question: Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Answer: Everyone would be afraid to lick it.
Question: Why does Michael Jackson scream? Answer: Because it hurts.
Question: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Answer: So she can moan with the other.
Question: Why does Hillary always get on top? Answer: Bill can only screw up.
Question: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? Answer: She wants to be the first lady.
Question: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? Answer: So his guests won’t be accompanied by guardians!
Question: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty six year olds? Answer: Cause there’s twenty of them.
Question: Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane? Answer: They figured they would wash up on shore!
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
Question: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Answer: Her dog was blind too.
The only person who can surf through all youtube viral video without getting Rick Roll’d is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his
Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Chuck Norris got into Harvard by throwing wolverines at the Admissions Office. He was also a wiz at the Common Application.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ”I hope I don’t get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.”