How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents?
Question: How can you spot Al Gore in a bunch of Secret Service agents? Answer: He’s the stiff one.
Agent Jokes
What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
Question: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent? Answer: Show me the honey!
Insurance agent to would-be client
Insurance agent to would-be client: ”Don’t let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!
How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
An actor went to see a new agent
An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.’ So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent’s desk. `So you do bird impressions,’ said the agent, `what else … Read more
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity. He … Read more
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ”Nonsense!
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: ”Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you — everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world.”
IRS Agent: What’s all this?
IRS Agent: What’s all this?Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here’s some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowing
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
One agent stops by another agent’s table
One agent stops by another agent’s table to tell him the big news: ”Elvis just died!” The second agent says nothing, then starts nodding. ”Good career move.”
The agent of Chuck Norris
The agent of Chuck Norris asked Chuck if he wanted to be in Brokeback Mountain. Chuck Norris
How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He’s the stiff one.
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
The TV show with FBI agents and witches
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says ”Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, ”No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The … Read more