Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?
Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone’s always Winging the Wong number.
China Jokes
Knock Knock Who’s there ! China ! China who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! China ! China who?China late, isn’t it?!
An American tourist is visiting China
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inquire about the people and askes his guide: ”How large is the population here?” ”Around 1.5 billion” — the guide answers American, After a short pause: ”So, what else do you do here?”
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population
Chuck Norris is responsible for China’s over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
What do you call a robbery in China?
What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !
Who was the most powerful cat in China?
Who was the most powerful cat in China ?Chairman Miaow !