A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday
Question: A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed for 3 days and left on Friday. How did he do it? A. His horse’s name was Friday.
Friday Jokes
While leading the Friday evening services
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member of the congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi, horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk to Bernie. Rabbi: ”What are doing here with a dog?” Bernie: ”The dog came here to pray.” ”Oh, come … Read more
Late one Friday night a policeman spotted a man driving fast
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. ”Aye, so I have. ‘Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven … Read more
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?
What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?Saturday Night Fever.
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?The horse’s name is Friday!