When is a lion not a lion?
When is a lion not a lion ?When he turns into his cage !
Lion Jokes
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?A cub reporter.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book? the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows … Read more
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
Teacher: ‘Name six wild animals’ Pupil:’Four elephants and two lions !’
Teacher: ”Name six wild animals” Pupil:”Four elephants and two lions !”
A lion was getting rather old and slow and
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering … Read more
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about sex, so he said he had discussed horseback riding with the members. A few days later, she ran into some men at the shopping center and they complimented her on … Read more
A lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane
What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?A dandy lion !
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian ?He felt funny !
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its … Read more
Look, guide, here are some LION tracks
‘Look, guide, here are some LION tracks.” ”Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”
Why was the lion-tamer fined?
Why was the lion-tamer fined ?He parked on a yellow lion !
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team
Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone … Read more
What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?‘Claws.’
What does the lion say to his friends before hunting?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go hunting for food? ‘Let us prey.’
When happened when the lion ate the comedian?
When happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
What does a lion brush his mane with?
What does a lion brush his mane with? A catacomb!
What happened to the cannibal lion?
What happened to the cannibal lion?He had to swallow his pride.
What do you call a show full of lions?
What do you call a show full of lions ?The mane event !
Lion Tamer Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – Lion Tamer Barbie …lion is included? Barbie’s head is not