Funny Baby Jokes

Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye’s baby North West


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Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?


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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West


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What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?


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What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?


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What do you call a rodent with babies?


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Why did the baby strawberry cry?


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Who gives presents to baby sharks?


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Where do baby ghosts go when their mom goes to work?


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Why did the baby chick cross the road?


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What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a baby elephant?


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Where does baby oil come from?


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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?


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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?


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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby?


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Why is a baby like an diamond?


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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way?


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Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences


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The witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?


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Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby


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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?


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Why is an old car like a baby playing?


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Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?


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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?


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Why are babies always gurgling with joy?


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Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?


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Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street


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What is a baby: A soft pink thing that


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How did the witch almost lose her baby?


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If you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?


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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?


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Do you like your new baby sister?


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What does a baby computer call his father?


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It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on?


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A family of ducks were walking down the road


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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.


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Zoo visitor: What’s the new baby hippo’s name?


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What are baby witches called?


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Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?


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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?


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What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor?


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A woman got on a bus holding a baby


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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?


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Knock Knock Who’s there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who?


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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?


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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?


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What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?


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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?


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There once was a baby elephant and a baby


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What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers?


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