A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Question: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Answer: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
London Jokes
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?
Passenger: Does this bus go to London?Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There’s an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don’t sell them!
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington
How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Windsor castle, outside of London
Windsor castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourist was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane flew overhead at a relatively low altitude making a tremendous amount of noise. One particularly annoyed tourist whined, ”Why did they build the castle … Read more
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, ”Hey Senor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from … Read more
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yank’s. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi driver. Well you should see the states we have much bigger houses over there, and that. That is the Post Office Tower. Oh our towers are much bigger. This went on for … Read more
How many London taxi drivers to change a lightbulb??
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ?Go all the way up there and come back empty ?You must be jokin’ mate !
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
What dog is always tired in London?
What dog is always tired in London?An English sleep dog.
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?Because he’s a beef-eater.