What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Question: What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? A. Auld Fang Syne!
New Years Jokes
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?To a meat ball!
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?Auld Lang Swine.
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at a local tavern
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing – The bartender was almost crushed to death.