Why are fish no good at tennis?
Why are fish no good at tennis?They don’t like to get too close to the net!
Tennis Jokes
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!
What’s tennis players favourite city?
What’s tennis players favourite city?Volley wood!
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Elephant lies across the middle of a tennis court
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ?Annette !
Why are burglars such good tennis players?
Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !