What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common?
Question: What do Barack Obama & Tiger Woods have in common? Answer: They are both trying to screw everybody!
Tiger Jokes
What’s the difference between Tiger woods and Santa?
What’s the difference between Tiger woods and Santa? Santa stops at 3 hoes
What do tigers wear in bed?
What do tigers wear in bed ?Stripey pyjamas !
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger?
Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?
Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger?I’d rather have him chase the tiger.
How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?They both wear stripes !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?A stripey jumper !
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?A stripey sweater !
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?After a week he was spotless !
What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion?
What’s the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing!