Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: ”CLEAN REST ROOMS.” By the time they got to Cleveland, they’d cleaned 147 Johns.
Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?
Arvil was coming out of the Texas University student building when he was stopped by two coeds. ”Would you like to become a Jehovah’s Witness?” asked one of the girls. ”No, I really couldn’t. I didn’t see the accident.”
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures … Read more
Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan and asked, ”Do you have any final words, son?” ”Yeah, drop dead!” snapped the Wolverine. Hearing this, the … Read more
Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class and did pretty well on all the quizzes and mid-terms–so much so that going into the final, they each had a solid A. These two friends were so confident going into the final that the … Read more
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. ”Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. ”It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, ”from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” … Read more
A survey was being taken on the University of Arizona campus. The survey taker asked a soccer player, ”What do you think of bilingualism?” ”Oh, I think it’s okay,” said the boy, ”if it’s between consenting adults.”
Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?So they can park in handicapped spaces.
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?By opening the car door.