WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Alcohol Jokes
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?
The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure?Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure?D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create an illusion
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before … Read more
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.