How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
Question: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Answer: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Company Jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
Top toothbrush salesman at the company
The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied ”It’s easy” and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some … Read more
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?Fry-by-night!
Company letter from a blonde
Taken from a memo received at a Fortune 500 company To: VP, Corporate Administration I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions, because this Y to K problem makes no sense to me. Be that as it may, I have completed the conversion of the corporate calendar for the year 2000. The months now read as … Read more
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: ”You’re all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don’t trouble the other employees.” The cannibals promise not to trouble the … Read more
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large company
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask him … Read more
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?He was shocked.
An American automobile company and a Japanese one
An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they were as ready as they could be. The Japanese team won by a mile. Afterwards, the American team became … Read more
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they … Read more