What is the difference between Obama and Jesus?
Question: What is the difference between Obama and Jesus? Answer: Jesus can put a cabinet together
Jesus Jokes
And Jesus said unto his disciples, ‘Whom do men say that I am?
And Jesus said unto his disciples, ”Whom do men say that I am?” And His disciples answered unto Him, ”Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch.” And Jesus said, ”What?”
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her
Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. ”What’s going on here, anyway?” he asked. ”This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded. ”Wait,” yelled Jesus. ”Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Suddenly, a … Read more
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses ”I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days.” and Moses says ”Yeah sure.” So Jesus gets up and says ”I think I’ll walk on the water, that was always a good one.” So Jesus … Read more
Paul says to Jesus, ”Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?
Paul says to Jesus, ”Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?” Jesus says, ”Just hanging around.”
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
The difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa?They couldn’t find three wise men!!!
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over … Read more
Jesus and Satan got into an argument
Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the bickering and told them that he would judge a contest between them. They each had four hours to write the best program they could, and then God would decide the winner. Well, they … Read more