What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?A terrified postman.
King Kong Jokes
Why did King Kong join the army?
Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?
How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?Frostbite.
Where does King Kong sleep?
Where does King Kong sleep?Anywhere he wants to.
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?”Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?King Pong.
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?Queen Kong.
What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?A messy cage.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
King Kong Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market – King Kong Barbie …six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?A flat mate.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?A flat note.
How do you catch King Kong?
How do you catch King Kong?Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?
What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound?King Koncord.
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?
Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong?He didn’t like Chinese food.
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?
What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?Just don’t monkey with him.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?King Kong in clingfilm
What business is King Kong in?
What business is King Kong in?Monkey business.
After being away on business
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. ”How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00. ”That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. ”That’s still quite a bit,” Tim … Read more
What is big hairy and can fly?
What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !
If you cross King Kong with a giant frog?
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?Give him the biggest bananas.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?Miss most of the film!
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything?
What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything?King Kong’s shadow.
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?
What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?A flat miner.
Why is King Kong big and hairy?
Why is King Kong big and hairy?So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?Because he’s a beef-eater.