What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
Question: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? Answer: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
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The difference between a psychologist and a magician
What’s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
The difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician
Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When is a farmer like a magician?When he turns his cow into pasture.
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?Hare today, gone tomorrow.
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line
A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The captain owned a parrot which always insisted on being part of the acts put on by the magician. He would perch on the edge of the stage and screech, ”He does it with a mirror” or ”He’s got it up … Read more
A magician was working on a cruise ship
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. … Read more