Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Question: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? Answer: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
Medicine Jokes
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he read the label, and it said ‘shake well before using.’
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?Coffin medicine.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?She didn’t want to wake the sleeping tablets!
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?You can hear a cough drop.
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then
Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I’ll run the bath then. Mom: Why?Joe: Because on the bottle it says ”to be taken in water.”
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What medicine would you give an ill ant ?Antibiotics !
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?
Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath, Mrs Soap?Mrs Soap: No, doctor. By the time I’d drunk the bath there wasn’t room for medicine.
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really?
Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!