How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes?
Question: How can Barack Obama get the rich to pay their taxes? Answer: By nominating them to a cabinent post!
Rich Jokes
It looks like the Bush-era tax cuts for the rich will continue
It looks like the Bush-era tax cuts for the rich will continue, due to a strong Republican leader, Barack Obama. Today Obama changed his slogan from ‘Yes we can’ to ‘Yes, we caved.’ It’s so bad for him, now Democrats want to see his birth certificate. —Jay Leno
Casey married a rich widow
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said to him, ”If it wasn’t for my money, that new television wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, that grand piano wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, this house wouldn’t be here.” Casey mumbled, ”If it … Read more
There once was a rich man who was near
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. An … Read more
How can you get rich by eating?
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.
What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?
What did the rich socialite’s parrot say?Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?He was a millionhare!
A not so rich couple decided to stay at an expensive hotel
A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for what they are but could not throw them out, instead he decided to be clever. In the morning the couple came to settle the bill and were surprized to find they owe $3000. … Read more
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?Rabbit Hood.
How did rich people get their money?
How did rich people get their money?They were calm and collected.
A young man asked an old rich man how
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, ”Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ”I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the … Read more
What do you call a rich frog?
What do you call a rich frog?A gold-blooded reptile.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. ”Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. ”I’ve only got to make a will. And … Read more
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
How can you make a soup rich?
How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didn’t have any !
The Rich Man and His Rolex Watch #joke #humor
A rich man opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. “Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”, he whined. “You rich people … Read more