Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?
Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone
Tornado Jokes
What is a tornado?
A tornado is when Chuck Norris roundhouses someone to china and back.
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, ”I am a hurricane induced tornado”.
Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy
Why did the tornado get arrested?
Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically
There is no such thing as tornados
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation
Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away, leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor. The rescue squad rushed to … Read more
What did one tornado say to the other?
Q. What did one tornado say to the other?A. ”Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?A. Someone’s going to lose their trailer…
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?-Catch my drift
Q:What did the tornado say to the car?
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?They are four ways you can lose your house!
What game do tornadoes like to play?
What game do tornadoes like to play?-Twister
That tornado damage your cow barn any?
That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell