Bill Cosby: A-zibbity zib zab I’m a zombie!
Bill Cosby: ”A-zibbity zib zab I’m a zombie!”
Zombie Jokes
The Walking Dead needs a celebrity zombie
The Walking Dead needs a celebrity zombie.
Who won the zombie war?
Question: Who won the zombie war? A. Nobody, it was dead even.
What kind of streets do zombies live on?
Question: What kind of streets do zombies live on? A. Dead-ends.
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?It’s a dead letter day.
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Who do zombie cowboys fight?Deadskins.
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?Dead sails in the sunset.
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker’s. ”I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,” said the monster. ”Certainly, sir,” said the undertaker, ”but there was really no need to bring him with you.”
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?They paint the town dead!
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?
What do you find in a zombie’s veins?Dead blood corpuscles.
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral
A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. ‘I’d like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,’ said the monster. ‘Certainly ma’am,’ said the undertaker, ‘but there was really no need to bring her with you.’