Mary’s mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May
Question: Mary’s mum had three children. One was called April, the second was May. What was the name of the last one? A. Mary!
April Jokes
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?Prankenstein!
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.