Coffee Jokes
Why don’t blondes get coffee breaks?
Question: Why don’t blondes get coffee breaks? Answer: It takes too long to retrain them.
What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?
Question: What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee? Answer: A hyper boa.
Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks?
Question: Why do audit firms only have 10 minute coffee breaks? A. If the breaks were longer, they’d have to retrain all the staff.
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?Osama bin Latte
Where do birds meet for coffee?
Where do birds meet for coffee ?In a nest-cafe !
Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
Waiter: ”Tea or coffee, gentlemen?” 1st customer: ”I’ll have tea.” 2nd customer: ”Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!” (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: ”Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”
Ole and Lena were sitting down having their coffee
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. ”There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared,” the weather report said. ”You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the … Read more
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please
Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was telling to her friends
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. ”The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” An old granny overheard and spoke up, ”Honey, if that’s … Read more
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
Q: Why aren’t Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, ”Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replied, ”I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop! The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen. How do you do that?Says the other. … Read more