What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
Question: What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common? Answer: They both throw a ho down.
Dancer Jokes
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Why don’t dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet !
What animals are poor dancers?
What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform?
What did the overweight ballet dancer perform ?The dance of the sugar plump fairy !
What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?
Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean ”Liner”
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?
Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?She fell in the sink!
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer?
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?Dark Raver !
If you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.
What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
What do tired line dancers do?
Q. What do tired line dancers do?A. They Line Down 🙂
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?It was a tappy one!
What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?A. A One Liner!