Andy: ”Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row.” Doctor: ”Hold it, Andy. That doesn’t sound so terrible.” Andy: Oh yeah?In the dream, I was the third girl from … Read more
Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do?Saw the legs off of your bed!
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?They lived hoppily ever after!
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?Hide the tiddley winks.
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you?I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.