Question: There are 2 cats, one is French and the other English. The French cat’s name was Un Deux Trois and the English cat’s name was One Two Three. Both cats think they’re better than the other. To determine this they have a swimming contest. Which cat wins and why? A. The English cat, because … Read more
Question: What does a French cow say ? A. ”Moo Lala!”
Question: How has French revolution affected world economic growth? Answer: Too early to say.
Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a secret hideout. ”You, your companies, and you countries are enemies of the Revolution,” screamed the terrorist leader, ”and you’re going to be executed! Do … Read more
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes … Read more
Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?Mercy !
A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ”Why did you do that?”asked the other men. ”We have plenty of fine wine in France,” said the man. Next, the Cuban guy throws a box of fine … Read more
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She’s very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?She was maid in France !
Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.
Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa?A cowch potato!
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian.
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!
A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might, the women don’t seem to be at all interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy lying on the beach … Read more