How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history?
Question: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in history? Answer: The President after Bush
History Jokes
An accountant visited the Natural History museum
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: ”This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old”. ”Where did you get this exact information?” ”I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.”
Why does history keep repeating itself?
Why does history keep repeating itself ?Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?
Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !
Man: How’s your history paper coming?
Man: ”How’s your history paper coming?” Woman: ”Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful. Man: ”Really?” Woman: ”Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum
Fred’s class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. ”Did you enjoy yourself?” asked her mother when she got home. ”Oh, yes,” replied Fred. ”But it was funny going to a dead zoo.”
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?Because there were so many knights !
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?
Why aren’t you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
What did the dog do with the history professor?
What did the dog do with the history professor?They got together and talked over old times.
What do history teachers make when they want to get together?
What do history teachers make when they want to get together ?Dates !
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built?
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn’t built in a day!
Who is the fastest runner in history?
Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam – because he was the first in the human race.
I’m learning ancient history?
I’m learning ancient history ?So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, ”Pop, what’s a millennium?” ”Well,” he muttered, ”I think it’s something like a centennial, only it has more legs!”
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
My teacher reminds me of history She’s always repeating herself !
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !