Why did the boy eat his homework?
Question: Why did the boy eat his homework? Answer: Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Homework Jokes
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Question: Why did the boy eat his homework? A. Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why do teachers give you homework?
Question: Why do teachers give you homework? A. Just to annoy you.
Why did the children eat their homework?
Question: Why did the children eat their homework? A. Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake.
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.
Principal: Do you do your homework?
Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or later
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that woman.
Bill: My homework is really difficult tonight
Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”?Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he … Read more
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Teacher: What happened to your homework?
Teacher: What happened to your homework?Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
What do young ghosts write their homework in?Exorcise books.
Timmy, Where’s Your Homework? #joke #humor
“Timmy, where’s your homework?” Miss Smith said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. “My dog ate it,” was Timmy’s solemn response. “Timmy, I’ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?” “It’s true, Miss Smith I swear,” insisted Timmy. “I had to force him, but … Read more