What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer?
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?Bee-thoven !
Insect Jokes
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
Which insect didn’t play well in goal?The fumble bee!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !
What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Why did the bee started talking poetry?
Why did the bee started talking poetry ?He was waxing lyrical !
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?
What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs?Ath-fleats!
What do you call an amorous insect?
What do you call an amorous insect?The love bug.
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
How do we know that insects are so clever?
How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !
What are the cleverest bees?
What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !
Why are spiders like tops?
Why are spiders like tops ?They are always spinning !
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?
First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
What did the woodworm say to the chair ?It’s been nice gnawing you !
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
What is life like for a wood worm?
What is life like for a wood worm ?Boring !
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, ”OK, who moved my dog?”
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple?
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
What bee is good for your health?
What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !
What’s the biggest moth in the world?
What’s the biggest moth in the world ?A mammoth !
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?
What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?A humdinger.
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?Because she was a litter bug.
What did the spider say to the fly?
What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
What is the bees favourite film?
What is the bees favourite film ?The Sting !
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?
One woodworm met another. How’s life?
One woodworm met another. ”How’s life?” she asked. ”Oh, same as usual,” he replied, ”boring.”
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why are spiders good swimmers?
Why are spiders good swimmers ?They have webbed feet !
What insect runs away from everything?
What insect runs away from everything ?A flee !
Who is the bees favourite pop group?
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?The bee gees !
What goes zzub, zzub?
What goes zzub, zzub ?A bee flying backwards !
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?Because they kept droning on and on !
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !
What’s more dangerous than being with a fool?
What’s more dangerous than being with a fool ?Fooling with a bee !
If you cross a glow worm with some beer?
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !
How can you make a moth ball?
How can you make a moth ball ?Hit it with a fly swatter.
Where do you take a sick wasp?
Where do you take a sick wasp?To waspital.
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
What goes hum-choo, hum choo?A bee with a cold !
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !
Which fly captured the ladybird?
Which fly captured the ladybird?The dragon-fly.
What do insects learn at school?
What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !