Three Friends an Italian a German and a Greek they decided to bet it’s other 100 euros who is going to make their wives scream more from sex. So they all go home to have sex with their wives so they make them scream. The next day the meet. The Italian says, ”I made love … Read more
Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One, but don’t expect results.
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, ”If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill you.” A Jewish mother says, ”If you don’t eat it, I’ll kill myself.”
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?By Spaghett-e-mail!
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary’s sister’s next door neighbors’ priest’s cousin’s union shop steward’s uncle’s Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew’s best friend did it real cheap for me once.
‘My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!”said Miss Conceited. ”Then he’s right said her little brother.”Sophia Loren?” ”No-spaghetti!”
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn’t understand.
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa. It’s called Genitalia.
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says, ”Have you got anything to declare?” He thinks a second and he says, ”It’s a nice-a day!”
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other ” hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?” pointing to the supervisor. The other says, ”I don’t know, go ask him.” So Guido goes up to … Read more
An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says, ”What is this… some kind of joke?”
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, ”You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman, he says, ”You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Chinese guy, ”You’re in charge of supplies.” The … Read more