A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.

A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. ”I would do anything to pass this exam.” She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. ”I mean…” she whispers, ”…I would do…anything.” He returns her gaze. ”Anything?” ”Anything.” His … Read more

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated

One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, ”Why do we have to learn this pointless information” ”To save lives.” the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. ”So how does physics save lives?” he persisted. … Read more

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. ”In English,” he said, ”A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.” A voice from the back of the … Read more

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having

Biddle and Payne, two elderly English professors, were having lunch in the cafeteria. During the course of the conversation, Biddle said, ”A student gave me a peculiar answer in class today. I asked who wrote the Merchant of Venice and a sophomore said, ”Please, sir, it wasn’t me!” ”Ha, ha!” laughed Payne. ”And I suppose … Read more

A famous professor of surgery died

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, … Read more

A Mississippi professor was at a party

A Mississippi professor was at a party and became indignant when asked if college professors were absent-minded. ”Professors haven’t got bad memories,” he declared. ”They’re not absent-minded. Don’t you think I know where I am right now, and don’t you think tomorrow I’ll know where I was last night?Would somebody like to ask me another … Read more

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