What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Question: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter? Answer: Jellyfish!
Shark Jokes
Who gives presents to baby sharks?
Question: Who gives presents to baby sharks? A. Santa Jaws.
Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks.
Question: Imagine you are in a boat. You were being circled by sharks. One shark is about to bite you. What should you do? A. Stop imagining!
Why won’t sharks attack economists?
Question: Why won’t sharks attack economists? Answer: Professional courtesy.
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women?
Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?Sister: Man-eating sharks.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?Jawbreakers!
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?A bird that will talk you ear off !
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?Hammerheads!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !
How do you shoot a great white shark?
How do you shoot a great white shark?Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
The new shark food restaurant called Jaws
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths?Lefty!
What happens when sharks take their clothes off?
What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?They go sharkers !
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?Frost bite !
I can’t find a shark website
I can’t find a shark website…. That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
What is the most famous shark?
What is the most famous shark?William Sharkspeare!
Where do sharks come from?
Where do sharks come from?Sharkago!