When the Chief Accountant is getting soft?
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No
Soft Jokes
Girl: How much is a soft drink?
Girl: How much is a soft drink ?Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ?Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I’ll have a refill.
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracul A: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Say something soft and sweet to me. DraculA: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Grandp A: You youngsters are soft and lazy today
GrandpA: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o’clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don’t blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn’t think,much of it myself.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
What soft drink do pigs like best?
What soft drink do pigs like best?Root beer.
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters?EZ.