WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Warning Jokes
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create an illusion
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can’t remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
Flood warning for California
Flood warning for California. Chuck Norris plans to wipe his kitchen in Texas.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten
Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.