A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: ”What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?” the minister asked. ”Try to fix it if it’s big? ignore it if it’s insignificant,” replied the lawyer. ”What do you do?” lawyer asked. ”Oh, more or less the same. Let me give you … Read more
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. ”I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first. ”But where will you keep it?” said the second. ”Your yard’s much too small for a pig!” ”I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend. ”But what about the smell?” ”He’ll soon get used to … Read more
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. ”Oh, we’ll never need that. My wife and I have a great relationship,” the husband explained. ”She was a communications major in college and I majored in theatre arts.” He continued, ”She communicates well and … Read more
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. ”What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?” asked the Rabbi. ”Well, I’m next in line for the Monsignor’s job.” replied the Priest. ”Yes, and … Read more
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. ”That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. ”Yeah it is, isn’t it?I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the watch. ”Really?” ”Yeah, he sold it … Read more
A girl walked over to her neighbor’s for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. ”Yeah” she said, ”I didn’t sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream.” ”Do tell” said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. ”Well, I dreamed I woke up and went downstairs … Read more
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. ”Our flag symbolizes our taxes,” he said. ”We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.” ”That’s the same … Read more