How do you make gold soup?
How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.
Gold Jokes
Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?
Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving.
The UCLA track star who won a gold medal
Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.
Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
Teacher : What’s happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : It’s stolen !
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?
Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it?Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in swimming competition
Chuck Norris is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2008 Beijing Olympics, even though Chuck Norris does not swim. This is because when Chuck Norris enters the water, the water gets out of his way and Chuck Norris simply walks across the pool floor.
Why are rabbits never gold?
Why are rabbits never gold?How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are gold fish orange?
Why are gold fish orange ?The water makes them rusty !
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?
Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?Dentist: Don’t smile in a bad neighborhood.
How did the dog make gold soup?
How did the dog make gold soup?He put in 24 carrots.
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!
Doctor, Doctor I keep painting myself gold Don’t worry it’s just a gilt complex!