What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
Question: What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an elephant? A. Great big holes all over Australia.
Kangaroo Jokes
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
Question: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A. A woolly jumper!
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?Because then the children have to play inside.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel … Read more
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
If you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?
Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:(‘A jump rope’)”
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?For smoking in bed.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?A kangamoo!