Playing the piano #joke #humor
Boy: When I sat down to play the piano, everyone laughed at me. Mother: For goodness sakes! Why? Boy: No piano bench! campaign970
Piano Jokes
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?
What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?He called the piano tuna!
A guy walks into a tavern under the sound of piano
A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, ”What’s that all about?” The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, ”Before you get … Read more
What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away? A: Root position cords.
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?
What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?A flat note.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano?A. You can’t tuna fish.
Veronica was practicing the piano
Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. ”What’s the matter?!” she asked. ”Where’s the body?!” demanded the officer. ”What are you talking about?” ”We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this … Read more
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor.
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team’s defence?A flat back four!
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?He said, ”Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano ?Discordant !