How do you spell the name of the next boss of the United States of America?
Question: How do you spell the name of the next boss of the United States of America? John Mcain, John Macain, John Mccane, Jon Mccain or John McCain? A. Cindy McCain.
Boss Jokes
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. ”What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. ”Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” ”I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. ”I’m leaving Friday.”
When I asked my boss for a salary rise
When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn’t increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he’d fire them.
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play golf
Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. … Read more
Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions
Dear Boss, I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved … Read more
Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?
Criminal: Why don’t you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: I’m afraid of a double-cross.
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss
An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. ”What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. ”Get out there and sell him a boat.”
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss
These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered … Read more
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office
The new office-boy came into his boss’s office and said, ”I think you’re wanted on the phone, sir.” ”What d’you mean, you think?” demanded the boss. ”Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said ‘is that you, you old fool?”
Boss: ”I’ve decided to use humor in the office
Boss: ”I’ve decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. ”Knock knock.” Employee: ”Who’s there?” Boss: ”Not you anymore.”
Boss: ”I can assure you that the value of
Boss: ”I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase.” Employee: ”That’s because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?” Boss: ”Right. Except for the ‘us’ part.”
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look … Read more
A guy rings his boss and says
A guy rings his boss and says ”I can’t come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says ”it’s my eyes.” ”What’s wrong with your eyes?” asks the boss. ”I just can’t see myself coming to work, so I’m going fishing instead…”
The boss called one of his employees into the
The boss called one of his employees into the office. ”Rob,” he said, ”you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. ”Just four … Read more