What did the bully have for lunch?
Question: What did the bully have for lunch? A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Question: What did the bully have for lunch? A. He had a knuckle sandwich!
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?No, it’s theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.
Why did Dracula miss lunch?Because he didn’t fancy the stake.
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. ”What’s the matter?” grumbled the boss. ”Haven’t you got a sense of humor?” ”I don’t have to laugh,” she replied. ”I’m leaving Friday.”
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me ! Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !
What do polar bears have for lunch ?Ice burger !
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.
What do snowmen eat for lunch ?Icebergers !
Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn’t. There’s only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
What did the little ghost eat for lunch?A booloney sandwich!
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ‘Watch out for worms won’t you !’ The first one replied, ‘why should I ?They can watch out for themselves.
Two cannibals were having lunch. ”Your wife makes a great soup,” said one to the other. ”Yes!” agreed the first. ”But I’m going to miss her terribly.”
What did the cannibal have for lunch?Baked beings (beans).
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, ”Watch out for worms won’t you!” The first one replied, ”Why should I?They can watch out for themselves.”
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true. ”I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed. The judge replied, ”Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?Bullogna
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?Pizza Haunt!
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?They don’t want to have to retrain them.