What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?
What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!
Question Jokes
Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?Why?Do I look like one?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Alan ! Alan who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Alan ! Alan who ?Alan a good cause !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Avery ! Avery who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Avery ! Avery who ?Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bella ! Bella who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bella ! Bella who ?Bella bottom trousers !
What do polar bears have for lunch?
What do polar bears have for lunch ?Ice burger !
Why did Arthur have a round table?
Why did Arthur have a round table ?So no one could corner him !
Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence?
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!
What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?
Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
Why did the whale like the diver?
Why did the whale like the diver?Because he had flippers!
What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
What part of a football pitch smells nicest?The scenter spot!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cod ! Cod who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cod ! Cod who ?Cod red-handed !
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists?
Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists?They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!
What lights up a football stadium?
What lights up a football stadium?A football match!
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?Osama bin Latte
Why was there a bug in the computer?
Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?No, they do everything on porpoise!
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Czech ! Czech who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Czech ! Czech who ?Czech before you open the door !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cork ! Cork who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cork ! Cork who ?Cork and beans !
Where’s your pencil, Bud?
‘Where’s your pencil, Bud?” the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. ”I ain’t got one, Sir.” ”You’re in England.now, Bud. Not ain’t, haven’t. I haven’t got a pencil. You haven’t got a pencil. They haven’t got a pencil.” ”Gee!” said Bud. ”Pop said things were tough in this … Read more
Is congress the opposite of progress?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear?Shot it!
What did the blonde say during a porno?
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: ”There I am!”
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Craig ! Craig who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Craig ! Craig who ?Craig in the wall !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Anka ! Anka who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Anka ! Anka who ?Anka the ship !
How does a physicist exercise?
How does a physicist exercise?By pumping ion!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blue ! Blue who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Blue ! Blue who ?Blue away with the wind !
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cain ! Cain who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cain ! Cain who ?Cain you tell !
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?
What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?He raised Cain.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aldo ! Aldo who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ?Aldo anywhere with you !
How do you make gold soup?
How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bossy ! Bossy who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?Bossy just fired me !
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?Shark-o-late!
How do blondes pierce their ears?
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?
Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes ‘bam’ the child goes boo!
How do you recognize a blonde in school?
Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Who is the strongest thief?
Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.
What did you learn in school today?
What did you learn in school today?Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
What’s the speed limit of sex?
What’s the speed limit of sex?68? at 69 you have to turn around.
What is the Cuban national anthem?
What is the Cuban national anthem?”Row Your Boat!”
Why do blondes have orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex.
If necessity is the mother of invention
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
Why don’t men fake orgasm?
Q: Why don’t men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?
Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle? A: Trying to put batteries in it.
How do you make holy water?
Q. How do you make holy water?A. Boil the hell out of it.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cosi ! Cosi who?
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Cosi ! Cosi who ?Cosi has to !