Barack Obama’s daughters are very smart. They told him they will take the same responsibility for the dog that he is taking for the economy. That way, if the dog leaves a mess in the White House, it’ll be cleaned up by future generations. –Jay Leno
Question: What is a smart bird favorite type of math? Answer: owl-gebra
‘Mah son’s real smart!” crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ”He’s only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!” ”What’s his name?” asked the friend. ”Bob.”
A general calls a colonel: – Do you have a couple of smart majors?– Yes I do. – Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage
Pigs don’t look very smart to me. Sure, they are. You ever see a sow try to make a silk purse out of a farmer’s ear?
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?You always hear about them but never see any!
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth was a Government Worker. To show off, the Engineer called to his dog, ”T-square, do your stuff!”. T-square trotted over to a desk, took … Read more
When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.
Q. Why do men like smart women?A. Opposites attract.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?– She starts her sentence with ”A man once told me…”
Why are fish so smart?They are always in schools!
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog’s name was ”T-Square”, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, … Read more
– Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?– ???– Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman don’t exist.
What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !