How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?
Question: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus? Answer: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.
Young Man Jokes
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself. ”I need someone with an accounting degree,” the man said. ”But mainly, I’m looking for someone to do my worrying … Read more
Anytime you see a young man open a car
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.
At a country-club party a young man was introduced
At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. He immediately began paying her court and flattering her. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit aback by his fast and ardent pitch. She was amazed when, after 30 minutes, he seriously proposed marriage. ”Look,” she reacted. … Read more
A farmer was interviewing a young man
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You’ll need to be fit,’ said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses?Any accidents?’ ‘No, sir,’ replied the young man proudly. `But you’re on crutches. You must have had an accident!’ said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches!’ said the young man. … Read more
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding
A police officer stopped a young man for speeding. He stepped out of his patrol car, adjusted his sunglasses, and swaggered up to the young man’s window. ”What chew driving so fast for boy?You going to a fahhr?Let me see your license, boy.” The young man handed over his license. Then the officer noticed that … Read more
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, ”your first job will be to sweep out the store.” ”But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. ”Oh, I’m sorry. I … Read more
A young man asked an old rich man how
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, ”Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. ”I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the … Read more
A young man who was also an avid golfer
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee … Read more
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. ”Now what should I do?” His mother has an idea. ”Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home cooked meal?” He thought this was a great … Read more
A young man was strolling down a street
A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting ”Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again. Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a hole in the wood. He put his eye … Read more
Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?
‘Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?” ”I ought to be able to. I’ve had ten different jobs in four months.”
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then … Read more
A young man was walking into town one day
A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the truck had slick tires? no horn? no head, tail or signal lights? … Read more
Several weeks after a young man had been hired
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. ”What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. ”When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve ever held.” ”Well,” the young man … Read more
The strong young man at the construction site
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. ”Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. … Read more
There was once a young man
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define ”great” he said, ”I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl … Read more