What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?
Question: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer? Answer: The Space bar!
Astronaut Jokes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
Question: If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? A. Missile-toe.
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?
Why don’t astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?Because they’ve just had a big launch.
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
What did the astronaut see on his skillet?Unidentified frying (flying) objects.
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?At parking meteors.
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn … Read more
Two astronauts were in a space ship
Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship, he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked. There was no answer. He knocked again, … Read more
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?You rock-et.
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?
Why didn’t the astronauts stay on the moon?Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
What do astronauts put on their toast?
What do astronauts put on their toast?Space Jam.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, ‘How do you feel?
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, ”How do you feel?” ”How would you feel,” the astronout replied, ”if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?”
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes?
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?You see, it had no atmosphere !
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?
Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long?
Why don’t astronauts keep their jobs very long?Because as soon as they start they get fired.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?Missile toe.
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?
If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?Missile toe.
What do astronauts wear to bed?
What do astronauts wear to bed?Space Jammies!
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard?
What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
Why did the boy become an astronaut ?Because he was no earthly good !
Why are astronauts successful people?
Why are astronauts successful people ?Because they always go up in the world !
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?He blasts off:
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?The one with the biggest head.