What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
Question: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car? A. A Tyrannosaurus WRECK!
Dinosaur Jokes
Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Question: Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer? A. Because he ate the mouse.
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Question: Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because roads weren’t invented yet!
What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator.
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?A stinkasaurus!
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?Bronto-snore-us !
What followed the dinosaur?
What followed the dinosaur ?It’s tail !
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. ”So would you if you’d been dead … Read more
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
What dinosaur loves pancakes?
Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?
What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur?Answer: Mega-sore-ass.
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?A dinosnore !
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Question: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?Answer: A Lickalotopus.
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?To get in his nest.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?That’s when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Q: Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct)
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?To give the ants a chance.
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?Jurassic pork!
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?They outgrew their leotards.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? A: Try Sara’s Tops
Why Dinosaurs went extinct?
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male? if she answers, it’s female.
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?
Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?They can’t hide behind billboards.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the … Read more
Why dinosaurs are extinct?
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That’s true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?To carry his library card.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? A: Down in the mouth!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? A: What a lavaly day!
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?His tricycle will be parked outside.
What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain?
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!