Math Jokes
How does a math professor propose to his fiancιe?
Question: How does a math professor propose to his fiancιe? Answer: With a polynomial ring!
How do you know when you’ve reached your Math Professors voice-mail?
Question: How do you know when you’ve reached your Math Professors voice-mail? Answer: The message is ”The number you have dialed is imaginary. Please, rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again…”
What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab?
Question: What do you get if you cross a math teacher with a crab? Answer: Snappy answers.
What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Question: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb? Answer: Geometry
What happened to the plant in math class?
Question: What happened to the plant in math class? Answer: It grew square roots.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Question: Where do math teachers go on vacation? Answer: To Times Square.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Question: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? Answer: Because you can’t drink and derive…
Why is a math book always unhappy?
Question: Why is a math book always unhappy? Answer: Because it always has lots of problems.
What did algebra math book say to the other?
Question: What did algebra math book say to the other? Answer: Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
What do you call friends who love math?
Question: What do you call friends who love math? Answer: algebros
What is a smart bird favorite type of math?
Question: What is a smart bird favorite type of math? Answer: owl-gebra
What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA
Question: What is the hidden math term? BOLA BOLA Answer: Parabolas (pair of bolas)
Why did the relation need a math tutor?
Question: Why did the relation need a math tutor? Answer: It failed the vertical-line test.
What tools do you need for math?
Question: What tools do you need for math? A. MultiPLIERS.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Question: What did the math book say to the other math book? A. ”I’ve got problems.”
What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert?
Question: What is a math teacher’s favourite dessert? A. Pi!
Why was the math book sad?
Question: Why was the math book sad? Answer: Because it had too many problems.
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
Question: Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? A. Because when you add four and four you get ate (eight).
What can you call a math teacher?
Question: What can you call a math teacher? A. A ruler.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Question: What did the math book say to the other math book? A. ”I’ve got a lot of problems.”
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?
What system do they teach in Hamburger High’s math courses?The meatric system, silly!
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?
What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.
What kind of snake is good at math?
Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder.
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!
A math student who used to come to the university
A math student who used to come to the university on foot every day arrives one day on a fancy new bicycle. ”Where did you get the bike from?” his friends want to know. ”It’s a `thank you’ present”, he explains, ”from that freshman girl I’ve been tutoring. But the story is kind of weird…” … Read more
How does a cow do math?
How does a cow do math?With a cowculator!
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
My dog is great at math. Really?
My dog is great at math. Really ?Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That’s what he’ll answer, nothing!
What did one math book say to the other?
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Teacher: Are you good at math?Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Yes, I’m no good at math!
What kind of ant is good at maths?
What kind of ant is good at maths ?An accountant !
Math Class for Jimmy #joke #humor
The math teacher saw that little Jimmy wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Jimmy! what are 24, 11, 4 and 44?” Little Johnny quickly replied, “ESPN, FOX, NBC and the Nickelodeon!” campaign970