What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
Question: What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night? Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Cooking Jokes
Who was the most well known Jewish cook?
Question: Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Answer: Hitler!
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cook ! Cook who ?
Knock Knock Who’s there ?Cook ! Cook who ?Cuckoo yourself, I don’t come here to be insulted !
The blonde who was a really good cook
Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!
When do cannibals cook you?
When do cannibals cook you?On Fried-days.
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
Chuck Norris can cook rice
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
Where do cowboys cook their meals?
Where do cowboys cook their meals?On the range.
How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?
How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking… because the Rock is Chuck Norris’ personal chef.
Well, children’ said the cannibal cooking teacher
‘Well, children,” said the cannibal cooking teacher. ”What did you make of the new English teacher?” ”Burgers, ma’am.”
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
What does a witch enjoy cooking most?Gnomelettes.
What did the cook say to the dough?
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I ”NEED” you!
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.