Question: There is a one story house and everything in it is blue. The walls are blue, the ceiling is blue and the floor is blue. What color are the stairs? A. There are no stairs in a one story house!
A true story, according to the LA Times….. Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, ”Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?” Wilkins replied, ”I don’t know and I don’t care!”
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?A cub reporter.
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pig tail!
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to … Read more
Why did the pig send his story to New York?He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, ”Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income … Read more
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up … Read more
What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories ?A shaggy dogs tale !
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread?No. Oh, crumbs.
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody … Read more
Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That’s Little Red Robin Hood’!
The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base ”Requesting Radar”. ”What is you position?” asked ATC ”You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced ”Air Force One we’re changing frequency” ”What frequency are you … Read more
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?Because they called it garbage.
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?It’s pretty dull.
Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‘Ghoul-di-locks’!
What is a hamburger’s favourite story?Hansel and Gristle!
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the women for … Read more
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite kind of story?A cotton tale!
What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?A tale of whoa!
What stories are told by basketball players?Tall stories!
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?You can’t keep a good man down !