What comes before Christmas Eve?
Question: What comes before Christmas Eve? A. Christmas Adam!
Eve Jokes
What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Question: What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve? A. Auld Fang Syne!
Why did Eve want to move to New York?
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy
It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in. ”Honey, where do you want me to put your boots and gloves?” Well, Santa is very busy and so he’s slightly annoyed by this trivial question, so … Read more
What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
What did God say after she made Eve?
What did God say after she made Eve?”Practice makes perfect.”
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second man presents a cracker, so he … Read more
How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?A. They were really put out.
What did Adam say to Eve?
What did Adam say to Eve?Stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets!
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls God
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, ”Lord, I have a problem!” ”What’s the problem, Eve?” ”Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” ”Why is that, Eve?” came the … Read more
What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?A. They really raised Cain.
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night
A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, ”Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, ”Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure.” The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, ”Dad, why are wedding dresses white?” The … Read more
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?To a meat ball!
A letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !
What didn’t Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
What didn’t Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?Parents.
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?
What song do pigs sing on New Year’s Eve?Auld Lang Swine.
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at a local tavern
Last New Year’s Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. It was embarrassing – The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Christmas Eve Joke: Blackmail
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail! campaign970
It’s Christmas Eve!
What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24th? ‘It’s Christmas! Eve.’ campaign970