What is the bees favourite film?
What is the bees favourite film ?The Sting !
Film Jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio?
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !
What do you call a fight between film actors?
What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !
A film crew was on location deep in the desert
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, ”Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, ”Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a hailstorm. ”This Indian is incredible,” said … Read more
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a film
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.
Elf: My favourite film
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‘The Wizard of Ooze’!
Which fly makes films?
Which fly makes films ?Stephen Speilbug !
What do you call the place where parrots make films?
What do you call the place where parrots make films?Pollywood!
I wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight
Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?…… It’s not because of the film’s content, it’s because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board.
What do you think of Dracula films?
What do you think of Dracula films?Fangtastic!
The producer of a low budget film
The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling him the big names they’ve gotten for the cast. ”First of all,” he tells him, ”We’ve got Gibson in the lead.” The director is surprised, ”You got Mel Gibson?” ”Well, no,” the … Read more
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?Star Warts !
How many film directors to change a lightbulb??
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
The horse that has made a dozen films
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?He’s not a star though, he just does bit parts!
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?‘Claws.’
Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, ”How did Greg do on his history exam?” ”Oh, not so good,” he replied. ”But it wasn’t his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!”
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?Skint Eastwood.
What is an elephants favourite film?
What is an elephants favourite film ?Elephantasia