What did the elephant say to the famous detective?
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Famous Jokes
What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
Question: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? Answer: Michael Jackson.
What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective?
Question: What do you get if you cross a skeleton with a famous detective? A. Sherlock Bones!
What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for?
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
Who was the most famous pirate octopus?Captain Squid!
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?Osama bin Latte
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?Bob Hop.
What famous painting do cows love to look at?
What famous painting do cows love to look at?The Moona Lisa!
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?Steven Spellberg!
Who is the most famous French ant?
Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !
A small town Doctor was famous in the area
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing … Read more
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?
Name two tennis stars who are famous in the hamburger world?Bjorn Borger and Billie Jean-o’s Burger King!
Who was the most famous ant scientist?
Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !
What famous chiropodist ruled England?
What famous chiropodist ruled England ?William the Corn-cutter!
What duo were famous for stealing horses?
What duo were famous for stealing horses?Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Why so many famous Civil War battles?
The tourist: ”Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park Sites?”
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?Boaris Karloff.
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer?They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music
General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a symphonic orchestra playing. When asked about his impressions, he commented: ”No military precision in drill…” ”Why?” ”Did you see those violin players?They were moving their bows not in cadence.”
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
Which burger is famous for a long nose?Cyrano de Burgerac!
A famous art collector is walking through the city
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the … Read more
A famous professor of surgery died
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: ‘Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?’ ‘Yes,’ the professor ansvered. ‘When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, … Read more
What was Camelot famous for?
What was Camelot famous for ?It’s knight life !
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?Bunny and Clyde.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?Amelia Harehart.
What is the most famous shark?
What is the most famous shark?William Sharkspeare!
Were any famous men born on your birthday?
‘Were any famous men born on your birthday?” ”No, only little babies.”